Originally Posted by 07_TB_RIDER
Well your computer could have the equivilant of crabs.
So now you may wanna go through everything and clean it out. (Im talking about the computer of coarse)
I love crabs. But my all time fav is broiled Lobster tail, melted butter for dipping, and a nice med/rare steak along side. Which reminds of:
My football team had a party one time and they said that they all got crabs from a girl there. I asked if i could get her number so that I could get some to take home to my wife. (because she loves crabs)
Well the girl said that for the same thing my friends got it was gonna be two hundred dollars. I was a little flabbergasted when I heard how much the price was but she said that for groups of 10 or more she will deliver all we can handle for $100 each. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Dumbfounded, I asked if she "spiced it up" at all for that price. She said I could have it any way I wanted it. I insisted that I loved to eat it with Tabasco sauce on top. She said "Fill your boots cowboy!" Well I had not thought about filling my boots, but with that in mind I found the biggest pair of gumboots I had and I have an appointment with her Friday!